But I know love is mean, and love hurts

   Fair warning: this is going to be an interesting one. And I'll admit that I cheated and started working on this post the minute I saw it on the list. To quote Avril Lavigne, I am the one who had to go and make things so complicated. I've had two "loves" of my life. And both relationships ended with a phone call and me crying in the upstairs office bathroom. And I have days where I'm afraid I'll never find the "good"s of those relationships again and am terrified I'll find the "bad"s again. I also have days where I refuse to put on underwear, so there's that. But anyway, this was suppose to be a challenge right? So here we go...

Day 3: Eight Way to Win Your [My] Heart

1. You have to let me yell and scream at the TV on Steeler Sundays. I know Tomlin/Roethlisberger/Clark can't hear me, but I just need to talk it out with them anyway.

2. You have to support me in my ambitions and at the same time if I say I wanna be a stay at home mom support that too.

3. Respect how close I am with my family.

4. You can not be afraid to pick the bathroom door lock with a bobby pin and get in the shower in your clothes with me and let me just rant. I am great at saying "I'm fine" when I'm really not.

5. You can never ever ask to work out with me. I'm knock knee'd and run funny and a couples workout will never happen.

6. Be able to come into my circle and be friends with my friends. I will try my hardest to do the same with you.

7. Deal with my faces and comments about everyone and everything.

8. When I get stressed I get mean. You've got to be able to reel me back in. You can call me a "bitch" I call myself one. 

Anyone up for the challenge?