It's Caroline, ... like the song

I mean is there a better
picture to describe me?

   Tomorrow is July Staff meeting, which means.....NEW HIRE PRESENTATIONS!! If you know me, or even if you don't, you should know by now I'm a talker. Our entire family is, even the dog talks (no I'm not kidding.) I was born on June 8th and therefore have a small numerical obsession with the numbers 6 and 8. So being the clever advertising professional I am I decided to talk for 68 minutes. JUST KIDDING. But really I could if I had to, no problem. No no, instead I'm doing "8 Fun Facts About Me" and a Pinterest treat You know I had to, I am the Social Media Queen after all (self-proclaimed but whatever). Now these fun facts are nothing compared to the clues I gave my little during reveal week she thought I was a freak by reveal day but they paint a pretty good picture of me. So here we go, 
Fact 1: I have been to more countries than U.S. states (Italy, France, Hungary, Czech Republic, England, Germany, Switzerland, Austria) v. (Alabama, Florida, Nevada, Arkansas, Illinois, Massachusetts, New York).
Fact 2: I ran the Country Music Half Marathon (2 hours 12 minutes, lost one toe nail) and plan to run my next one in November.
Fact 3: My little brother and I were born in the same hospital room, four years apart. 
Fact 4: Courtland Finnegan bought my 21st birthday lunch.
Fact 5: We bought our house from Conway Twitty's wife, lived down the street from Johnny Cash and Marty Stewart, and in 2002 Andy Griffith almost bought our house.
Fact 6: I was the third across the stage at college graduation and walked out of my heel twice.
Fact 7: I am a HUGE Steelers fan. I cried during the 2011 Superbowl, Ryan Clark has RT'd me, and the Steelers follow me on Twitter ( and I mayyyyy have called a Packers fan "fat" during the Steelers/Broncos playoff game this year but why was he even there anyway?)
Fact 8: My monogram is CPR but I'm not CPR certified. 


And why am I still single??